| Basic Information | |
|---|---|
| Real name | Peter Martin |
| Gender | Male |
| Birthday | Sep 08 |
| Here for | Fun, Whatever, Friendship |
| Website | http://petermartin.tk |
| http://www.facebook.com/peterarthurmartin | |
| About Me | ピーターマーティン WEB DEVELOPER and reknowned celibate Buddhist empath and recovering vivisectionist ... and Johnny what's-his-face doppelganger. 血液型: AB Negative Zodiac: Virgo I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. ---------- PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning--any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government or Canadian Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photo's or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnal under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. |
| Activities and Interests | |
| Interests | Music, Cooking, World Wide Web, Travel, Farm animals, Alien Abductions, Cat Juggling, Full Contact Origami, &MORE, Reading |
| Arts and Entertainment | |
| Favorite books | The World According to Garp, The Hotel New Hampshire, The Cider House Rules, A Prayer for Owen Meany, M. Scott Peck, People of the Lie, A World Waiting to Be Born, Further Along the Road Less Traveled, Despair, The Real Life of Sebastian Knight, Lolita, Animal Farm, Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, The Screwtape Letters, Rene Barjavel, The Ice People |
| Music | Bach, Handel, Vivaldi, Baroque, Mozart, Beethoven, Debussy, Ravel, Mahler, Romanticism, Rock music, Folk music, Gordon Lightfoot, Sting, Classicism, Monsterpanda, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, LAMA GYURME, 鬼束ちひろ Chihiro Onitsuka |
| Movies | The World According to Garp, The Cider House Rules, Leaving Las Vegas, The Contender, Crackers, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Talk Radio, The Last Picture Show, Frankie and Johnny, Fargo, Insomnia, Wonder Boys, Citizen Kane, Crash, Team America: World Police, The English Patient, Earthlings, A Fish Called Wanda, The Player, Monster, Affliction, Valentino Rossi, The Fabulous Baker Boys, Hanoi Hilton, Kiler, Ed Wood, Back to the Future, Grand Canyon, The Miracle Mile, Short Stories, Closer, Alien, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Sixth Sense, Jacob's Ladder, Lost in Translation |
| Television | I Don't Watch Television |
| Philosophy | |
| Religious Views | Atheist Buddhist |
| Political Views | Anarchist |
| Favorite Quotes | "There must be no barriers for freedom of inquiry. There is no place for dogma in science. The scientist is free, and must be free to ask any question, to doubt any assertion, to seek for any evidence, to correct any errors ... The open society, the unrestricted access to knowledge, the unplanned and uninhibited association of men for its furtherance - these are what may make a vast, complex, ever growing, ever changing, ever more specialized and expert technological world, nevertheless a world of human community." --J. Robert Oppenheimer"It looked like a tube of Pepsodent..." - Steve Dallas (before Bloom County), 1979, after accidentally brushing his teeth with KY jelly"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." --Niels Bohr |
| Education and Work | |
| Employers | USAF, Santee Cooper |
| College | University of the State of New York, Trident Tech |
| High School | RB Stall High School, Charleston SC |